The Nashie™ ad: Nashie

This is a shirt with a collar and buttons. You wear it in the pool, the ocean, the lake. You get out and it dries in about 10 minutes. It has UPF50+ sun protection woven into the fabric — that means 98% of UV rays are blocked without sunscreen. The fabric is ultra silky soft. Not scratchy. Not clingy when wet. Doesn't get destroyed in salt or chlorine water. That's what it does. Nothing more, nothing less. His reaction will be: "This is actually really good." Then he'll buy himself two more. That's what always happens. 4,000+ reviews. 4.9 stars.